We took off with our convoy of immediate family and parents last weekend. The weather was not bad but the road to HippyTown was in some pretty bad shape. We took the Reedsport/Drain way.
We met up with the our traveling buddies at the Saturday Farmers Market. A fun place to behold, but very yuppified and spendy. We coffied and listened to grade school children carol away. The kids suffered many a giggle fit, which contagiously infected the adult population. Other visitors shared their stories with us. One of them was very familiar with the model of digital camera that I had bought Mr. Wyrd for Christmas. He showed him how to do all the fun stuff with it, which made Mr. Wyrd VERY HAPPY. The visitors told us of family members they had down our way. Of course! Coos County IS the center of the universe. Everybody knows that.
After the Hippy Market we ventured off to Best Buys, so Derek could spend his early Christmas money on his electronics of choice. Mr. Wyrd got bling for his camera. The kids that worked there were mega savvy, and helped us get everything we needed. Derek wanted to live there. Contact with cute, young smart computer chicks was simply more than he could bear. I would have liked to have hung out longer but we had many things to do and basically that one day to do them, as our itinerary for the next day was already full. It didn't take us long to ravage the place and despite the very long line of people checking out, we managed to get through in a very timely fashion.
We secured our motel room, where for some strange reason after talking me into a queen size bed and a roll away, they figured we needed two full size beds. That. Will. Never. Happen. AGAIN.
Bastards.
Next we stepped into the shopping vortex. The men battled the ever heavier traffic and managed to deliver us from place to place with out too much cursing.
Off to Pennys so the mommy person could look for some pants. The place was a mess. Had tons of people. No one to help, and the lines were incredibly long and tedious. The workers were busting their asses, but they were just understaffed.
We went to Trader Joes next, which I had never been to before. The young workers there were running around pressing people to try their samples. The only thing Derek said was, "These are really good cookies Mom". Only with a mouth full of cookies so it sounded like some strange Clingon verbage. The store was soon so packed that browsing became annoying. I did manage, however, to buy a years supply of exotic vanillas, and dipping chocolates, candied ginger, capers, and shampoo because I FORGOT to pack some because the motel always has tons, only not THIS motel. Which is ok.
The rest was rather a blur. Beds and Baths and Bullshit and Beyond. Malls and cigar stores (I have many fabulous cigar boxes now) and Target (which was NOTHING like it was last year at this time, last year their sales kicked butt, this year they sucked) and Ross. Oh yeah, Ross. My biggest bitch. The floor was littered with rugs and sheets that had just been pulled out by shoppers and left on the floor. The line was horridly long. I managed to secure a spot behind only one person. Except the stupid cow who was waiting on them took about 45 minutes to check them out because she was slow, and paused between each item to leisurely chat with a co-worker. Either she didn't really work there or she was the bosses daughter. I have never beheld such incompetence in my life. Well ok, maybe the first 15 times I talked to a Dell tech, but only then!
The next day we had only two goals in mind. Cosco and the Picadilly. I do love the Picadilly, I am a flea market girl at heart. It's like a giant garage sale! I can't tell you of all the prettiness I got there because too many gift recipients read my blog, just know I have much coolness in boxes. One word of advice however, bring your own coffee/water/drinks. These items are outrageously spendy, and though the proprieter was sweet, the area was rather grimey.
And THAT my lovelies, was my mini before Christmas vacation.